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Posted in My Life and Other Animals with tags , , , , , on January 21, 2009 by Dean
Hissing Sid

There's a Snake in the Laundry!

Latest series of 8ight images and this weeks theme…

My Life and Other Animals  – Two of 8ight

There’s a snake in the laundry! I heard the cry or words to that effect. I never realised Nurses knew such words. Well some, but not all.
A feeling of dread and nauseousness came over me, I perspired. Quite a bit actually. I knew that it would be my duty to stand up and live up to the title of honorary Queenslander that has been bestowed upon myself and get rid of it.
It was only a baby, ten inches long and the width of my little finger.
I don’t care! After consulting volume 38 of  “1001 most venomous things to see in Australia if you want to die” I determined that it wasn’t listed.

So non venomous and brown with black markings, a python like head. It’s a baby python I cried. Totally harmless, it’s probably far more scared than we are. I doubt it.

So Eleven O’clock at night, armed with dustpan and brush, long sleeve shirt, skiing gloves, long pants, boots and socks tucked in. I scooped up the snake and threw it over the back paddock. Actually I hid behind the door whilst the English Nurse wearing only shorts and thongs (oh and a vest) grabbed the dustpan and brush from my quivering hand and threw the snake over the back paddock.

It came back two days later and hid under the Front Loader.
I thought it was quite brave of the English Nurse the way she stood and sorted out the washing, even unfolding my underwear before putting a load in.

That was the last we saw of the snake. Until three days later I noticed it was curled up fast asleep on top of a carton of my best Crown Lager. Quite cute but drastic measures as there was no beer in the fridge.

I didn’t even need shoes or pants, never mind a shirt. In one swift movement I had flicked it into a large Tupperware container the same type that you would use to marinate a baby Elephant. The cute baby Python looked quite lost. The beer was chilling nicely.

It’s now living down by the creek. I quite miss it really.

‘Children’s Python’

So called not because of any relationship to children, but in honour of John George Children, who was a curator of the zoological collection at the British Museum.  As far as I am concerned there is no logical reason whether it is Zoological or not to keep snakes!  Children’s Python. Far too small to eat children but if any are giving you real problems then I suggest a Anaconda.

Read all about them here. Children’s Pythons not Anacondas. Sorry!

POST SCRIPT to Nerve Endings in Ribbons.

This morning whilst wheeling my mountain bike towards the gate I noticed a head the size of a golf ball hiding in the grass beneath my feet. I only cut it yesterday. All of a sudden it leapt up on its haunches rather like those 1970’s Citroen cars with the funny active suspension. It revealed a body of scales and ran under the fence. It was some sort of ‘Water Dragon’
I quite like reptiles I just hate surprises. Unless they are gifts of Nikon 500mm f4 lenses that is.

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Posted in On Holiday with tags , , , , , , on January 10, 2009 by Dean

Pack up you troubles

Pack up your troubles...

Latest series of 8ight images and this weeks theme…

On Holiday – Seven of 8ight

Unfortunately for Lt. James Cook his troubles were only to begin after his ship Endeavour ran aground nearby on a reef in 1770. So he rather appropriately named the area he had charted earlier in the day Cape Tribulation.

A beautiful beach and just a short drive north of Port Douglas.
Whilst there I made a deal with the Marine Stingers and shovel nosed sharks.
I promised to stay on land if they stayed in the water.

A larger copy of today’s picture can be seen over at my PomGoneWalkabout website. It is currently Picture of the Week.

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Posted in Phone Cam Photography with tags , , , , , , , , on December 13, 2008 by Dean
Pull up a pew

Pull up a pew

Phone Camera Photography – Three of 8ight, & d fin art of txtN.

Street cred, I’ve got street cred, Incredible but sort of true.
I’ve had a yung dud visit my blog after he came across my phone camera pictures whilst Googling.
He must of thought that I was well versed in the fine art of texting too!


Youth of today. “LO how RU aftRnun eric”

Eric. “Excuse me?”

Youth of today. “I sed gud aftRnun eric”

Eric. “I beg your Pardon”

Youth of today. “You must be very old, I said good afternoon Eric.”
“ive Bin rEDN yor blog”

Eric. “Have you? Thanks mate er thnx M8”

YOT. “yor fotoz frm yor mob fone R v gud”

Eric. “A Fan! Cool, kewl!”

YOT. 😀 “n actual fat i wiL go furthr az 2 sA dat dey R wckd awesum rad & XLNT”

Eric. “Thanks for dropping in. By the way do you like my photographs?”

YOT. ” i hOp U dun mind me sAN dat U R not v gud o qix @ txtn  eric!”

Eric. “i git by 2 teL U d truth I find it aL a ltl pointless”

YOT. “datz a real shAm itz kewl 1ce U git Usd 2 it & a gr8 way to TLK”

YOT. “by d way yor websIt POMGONEWALKABOUT.COM iz awesum U R a v fune droll dud”

Eric. “thnx I hav wrkd v hard @ it & put a lot of f4t in2 it”

YOT. “weL Eric itz Bin nIs chattin bt I must dash as Ive got a D8 w a chk @ d pix shes luvlE  SX :-|| & ^4 it”
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Mrs Eric. “Who the bloody hell was that?”

Eric. “feckD f i knO stil itz not everyday dat som bod stops by & admires my fotos. kewl! :-)”